Sunday, February 8, 2009
Subject: Vasco da Gama
To the Vasco da Gama girl:
I don't blame your boyfriend, frankly. Yeah, da Gama got all the way to India by sea, big deal. Magellan sailed around the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD. There's a word for that: CIRCUMNAVIGATION. Here's another word for it: FUCKING AMAZING.
You have awful taste in explorers and if I was your boyfriend, I'd break up with you.
Subject: Chastity club
Hey, if you think you've got it tough, try being the only member of your high school swinger's club.
Subject: RE: Chastity club
Dude I totally sympathize with you (the swinger's club guy, I mean)-- getting that second member is always the hardest for some reason. Have you tried postering?
Posted by Fred J at 11:00 PM