Monday, March 30, 2009

Sunday/Monday/Tuesday Rejects 3-30


---E-mail message---

Subject: Condom fail

Dear Fred,

I totally understand where the person who wrote this card is coming from. I've been through it myself. When I got pregnant with (name redacted), I thought my life was over. But now I think (gender pronoun redacted)'s the best thing that ever happened to me.

Point is, sometimes our worst FAILs are nothing but WINs in disguise.

Love,
(name redacted)










Sunday, March 29, 2009

PostRejects Coming Tomorrow

Dear Readers,

PostRejects will be back tomorrow with five ALL-NEW cards. Sorry for the unexpected hiatus, guys. I know this is the highlight of your impossibly dull existence et cetera.

Keep making me money,
Fred

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Send me your Guest Rejects

A Message From Fred Jurgens:

Dear Readers,

I am currently traveling and will be unable to do the regular Sunday Rejects update this week. Instead, I'm posting three never-before seen Guest Rejects. For an explanation of Guest Rejects and an example of a really good Guest Reject submission, click here.

People, punching endangered butterflies is a crime. Don't do it.


That's really the worst thing that you picture?

Do you think your secrets are better than these other people's secrets? Then send them to me at PO Box 205200, New Haven CT 06520. Alternately you can e-mail guest rejects to me at postrejects dot gmail dot com.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Sunday Rejects 3-1


A Message From Fred Jurgens

Hey readers,

Slim pickings so far this week. It looks like the PostSecret guy threw away a whole tin of baked beans, and it basically ruined the first batch of garbage that I got (for those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, see the About Me section in the righthand sidebar). Anyway, here's the first card I found that didn't have red stuff all over it. I'll get the other four cards up over the next day or so if I can find any.

Seriously, though, what kind of man would waste a perfectly good can of baked beans like that?