Saturday, April 11, 2009
Subject: Heavy lies the head that wears the plastic crown
Dear "abusive" Prom King,
Good for you that you even got to use your powers. I, on the other hand, was deposed shortly after being named prom king. Adding to the indignity of the situation, they established a liberal democracy in my place.
Suffice it to say I haven't been to any of my high school class reunions.