Guest Rejects returns! This one is from Andrew Futral, who generously allowed his name to be used in conjunction with his secret.
Well, Andrew-- at least you're not a virgin, am I right?
Stay tuned for more guest rejects from Mr. Futral in weeks to come. And as always, if you think your deepest, darkest secrets are better than this one, send them to postrejects@gmail.com.
So, I live down the street from this guy who has a website where people send in their deepest, darkest secrets on postcards and he puts them online. When he started it, I told him it was a stupid idea, and that only boring losers would go to his site- but now he seems to be doing pretty well for himself.
I've noticed that every Saturday night after he posts the secrets on his site, he leaves all of the rejected ones in a trash bag on the curb. Every week, I swipe a handful of surplus secrets to put on my own site: PostRejects. Hopefully I will make some money out of this!!!
5 comments:
You never accept my guest rejects >_>
well... maybe our guest rejects just aren't as retarded as this one. evidently there's quality control here.
You must have a really big penis.
I am amazed that anyone tell next to the rilly rilly big pile of baking soda, but thank you, I guess
I don't get it.
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