I am currently traveling and will be unable to do the regular Sunday Rejects update this week. Instead, I'm posting three never-before seen Guest Rejects. For an explanation of Guest Rejects and an example of a really good Guest Reject submission, click here.
People, punching endangered butterflies is a crime. Don't do it.
Do you think your secrets are better than these other people's secrets? Then send them to me at PO Box 205200, New Haven CT 06520. Alternately you can e-mail guest rejects to me at postrejects dot gmail dot com.