
Guest Rejects returns! This one is from
Andrew Futral, who generously allowed his name to be used in conjunction with his secret.
Well, Andrew-- at least you're not a virgin, am I right?
Stay tuned for more guest rejects from Mr. Futral in weeks to come. And as always, if you think your deepest, darkest secrets are better than this one, send them to postrejects@gmail.com.