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Subject: Condom fail
Dear Fred,
I totally understand where the person who wrote this card is coming from. I've been through it myself. When I got pregnant with (name redacted), I thought my life was over. But now I think (gender pronoun redacted)'s the best thing that ever happened to me.
Point is, sometimes our worst FAILs are nothing but WINs in disguise.
Love,
(name redacted)
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Fred,
Did you just make these up on the spot? These secrets were horrible- so lame. Thanks for trying though. How was your trip?
Dear [name redacted],
That's because mommy hormones cloud your judgment and make you unable to think rationally.
Love,
[name also redacted]
"Self Destructive Tendencies"
I feel the same way. I'll even be mean just to be mean so I'm at least getting noticed at all.
Lol.
wanna foosk
Hey where are this weeks?? They're 5 days late!
If you're not going to do this anymore you might want to inform your fans so that they can remove you from their Favourites.
LOVE the March madness and Spanish Inquisition ones!
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