Sunday, January 4, 2009

Sunday Rejects 1/4





-----Email Message-----
Subject: Sandwich Solidarity

To whoever sent the "Sandwiches" card: I often feel the same way. In this harsh, harsh world, you are not alone.

-----Email Message-----
Subject: Response to "Sandwich" PostReject

Hey, maybe we can go get a sandwich together sometime. Although on second thought, that would be pretty hard, since both your secret and my e-mail are completely anonymous.

To be honest, it's probably better that way. I'm sort of a creep.

Sincerely,
(name redacted)








9 comments:

Daughter said...

I bet the small car think totally works.

Daughter said...

I meant thing. I can spell.

j said...

I love the car one!!! I do the same with my shoes...I buy a size or two bigger so that people will think I have a big dick...

http://mylifeiscrap.com

Fred J said...

J, that doesn't strike me as the sort of thing that you'd want to admit on the Internet

NOTHING said...

hahaha i love sandwiches too. mmm.

pixiestiks said...

The sandwiches comment reminds me of an episode of 'How I Met Your Mother" on CBS...where they refer smoking weed as eating sandwiches

duckbill said...

heh... I wonder if all of those people whose eyes he mangled in surgery still think he's an opthomologist.

Anonymous said...

MY BEST FRIEND IS A MOUSE TOO! he lives in my suite and i call him chambochay and i'm really scared that my roommate is going to kill him.

Devonelectric said...

The optometrist one is genius! I just love it!