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Subject: Sandwich Solidarity
To whoever sent the "Sandwiches" card: I often feel the same way. In this harsh, harsh world, you are not alone.
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Subject: Response to "Sandwich" PostReject
Hey, maybe we can go get a sandwich together sometime. Although on second thought, that would be pretty hard, since both your secret and my e-mail are completely anonymous.
To be honest, it's probably better that way. I'm sort of a creep.
Sincerely,
(name redacted)
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I bet the small car think totally works.
I meant thing. I can spell.
I love the car one!!! I do the same with my shoes...I buy a size or two bigger so that people will think I have a big dick...
http://mylifeiscrap.com
J, that doesn't strike me as the sort of thing that you'd want to admit on the Internet
hahaha i love sandwiches too. mmm.
The sandwiches comment reminds me of an episode of 'How I Met Your Mother" on CBS...where they refer smoking weed as eating sandwiches
heh... I wonder if all of those people whose eyes he mangled in surgery still think he's an opthomologist.
MY BEST FRIEND IS A MOUSE TOO! he lives in my suite and i call him chambochay and i'm really scared that my roommate is going to kill him.
The optometrist one is genius! I just love it!
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