To the dentist: Have you watched "The Future of Food"? We all need to start learning how to garden. Plant a garden using heirloom seeds. I bet it will cure the nightmares. peace.
So, I live down the street from this guy who has a website where people send in their deepest, darkest secrets on postcards and he puts them online. When he started it, I told him it was a stupid idea, and that only boring losers would go to his site- but now he seems to be doing pretty well for himself.
I've noticed that every Saturday night after he posts the secrets on his site, he leaves all of the rejected ones in a trash bag on the curb. Every week, I swipe a handful of surplus secrets to put on my own site: PostRejects. Hopefully I will make some money out of this!!!
3 comments:
LMFAO @ the poop in the shower one!!
And the first one actually does have a point.
To the dentist: Have you watched "The Future of Food"? We all need to start learning how to garden. Plant a garden using heirloom seeds. I bet it will cure the nightmares. peace.
It's probably a past life thing, if you believe in that stuff.
Maybe you were a corn farmer in your past life, :D
It made me lol though.
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