Thursday, July 30, 2009

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Get your "Why Emo" Shirts

A Message from Fred Jurgens

Before I started PostRejects, I was never really the "artistic" type. Honestly, I always thought of myself as being just Fred, the effective, no-nonsense, good-looking retail store manager from Germantown. But ever since I opened the PostRejects Shirt Store the creativity has just been flowing out of me 24/7.

Case in point, check out the evolution of the newest PostReject tee, in which I transform a postcard sent in by a misguided weirdo into a piece of wearable art.

Alright, here's the Reject:

And here is the high-quality T-shirt design that I generated from it:

And here's how awesome it looks on a shirt:

I know that if I had Vince Offer, the rapping salesman from those Slap Chop internet commercials, these shirts would be flying off the shelves. But this site isn't profitable enough to hire him just yet, so here I am.

In these tough economic times, shouldn't you be supporting small business owners? Aren't I a small business owner? Shouldn't you be buying this shirt right now?

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Guest Reject etc.

A Message From Fred Jurgens

Alright, I know this isn't the weekly PostRejects update-- that will have to wait until Tuesday. Don't worry though, I haven't moved the weekly update to Tuesdays. Starting next week, I'm going to go back to the Sunday update schedule, and I will also be posting some ALL NEW T-shirt designs.

Keep making me money,


Monday, July 13, 2009

Sunday Rejects 7-12

Other side: "I was speeding and the kid came out of nowhere"

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Sunday Rejects 7-05

Get your Sigmund Freud shirts!

The Sigmund Freud Shirt: The perfect shirt for people who "totally relate" to Freudian theories of psychoanalysis. Also a great gift for that guy who won't stop talking about his fetishes. Men's and women's Sigmund Freud tees available only at the PostRejects store.

PostReject Tees: Wear your secret on a shirt!