Dear Valued Readers,
Many of you have complained that I do not update often enough. For a long time I thought this was a little bit insulting, since here I am already taking the time out of my busy life as a retail store assistant manager in order to provide you with free content. But then I read an article somewhere that said that blogs that update frequently are more likely to "monetize", which means make money, which is why I started this thing in the first place. So now I will be posting four times a week.
The New Format will be like this:
Monday: 1 card
Wednesday: 1 card
Friday: 1 card
Sunday: HOLY SHIT TWO CARDS
Also if you like your crappy secrets in Tumblr form, I'm going to be linking the feed from this blog to http://postrejects.tumblr.com . Please reblog my stuff frequently. Thanks.
Sincerely,
Fred Jurgens
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5 comments:
Honestly, you're the funniest person on the internet. Congrats.
Hey, you can't control when Frank throws out his trash, can you? :)
This makes me very happy.
yeah,....go fuck yourself.
lmfao.
HOLY SHIT TWO CARDS!
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