And here's the design up close. It looks just like the original Reject!
Go buy yourself one of these for Christmas! Only at the PostRejects Store!
Showing posts with label shirts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shirts. Show all posts
Thursday, December 17, 2009
The Leaf Shirt
By popular demand, the "Wish I was a leaf" shirt!
And here's the design up close. It looks just like the original Reject!
Go buy yourself one of these for Christmas! Only at the PostRejects Store!
And here's the design up close. It looks just like the original Reject!
Go buy yourself one of these for Christmas! Only at the PostRejects Store!
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Thursday Bonus Reject 10/22
Presenting the Official PostRejects Halloween Costume!
Only at the PostRejects Shirt Store!
Also, a limited time offer: buy two or more shirts and enter the coupon code "TREAT9" and get FREE GROUND SHIPPING on your order.
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Get your "Why Emo" Shirts
A Message from Fred Jurgens
Before I started PostRejects, I was never really the "artistic" type. Honestly, I always thought of myself as being just Fred, the effective, no-nonsense, good-looking retail store manager from Germantown. But ever since I opened the PostRejects Shirt Store the creativity has just been flowing out of me 24/7.
Case in point, check out the evolution of the newest PostReject tee, in which I transform a postcard sent in by a misguided weirdo into a piece of wearable art.
Alright, here's the Reject:
And here is the high-quality T-shirt design that I generated from it:
And here's how awesome it looks on a shirt:
I know that if I had Vince Offer, the rapping salesman from those Slap Chop internet commercials, these shirts would be flying off the shelves. But this site isn't profitable enough to hire him just yet, so here I am.
In these tough economic times, shouldn't you be supporting small business owners? Aren't I a small business owner? Shouldn't you be buying this shirt right now?
Before I started PostRejects, I was never really the "artistic" type. Honestly, I always thought of myself as being just Fred, the effective, no-nonsense, good-looking retail store manager from Germantown. But ever since I opened the PostRejects Shirt Store the creativity has just been flowing out of me 24/7.
Case in point, check out the evolution of the newest PostReject tee, in which I transform a postcard sent in by a misguided weirdo into a piece of wearable art.
Alright, here's the Reject:
And here is the high-quality T-shirt design that I generated from it:
And here's how awesome it looks on a shirt:
I know that if I had Vince Offer, the rapping salesman from those Slap Chop internet commercials, these shirts would be flying off the shelves. But this site isn't profitable enough to hire him just yet, so here I am.In these tough economic times, shouldn't you be supporting small business owners? Aren't I a small business owner? Shouldn't you be buying this shirt right now?
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Sunday Rejects 7-05
Get your Sigmund Freud shirts!
The Sigmund Freud Shirt: The perfect shirt for people who "totally relate" to Freudian theories of psychoanalysis. Also a great gift for that guy who won't stop talking about his fetishes. Men's and women's Sigmund Freud tees available only at the PostRejects store.PostReject Tees: Wear your secret on a shirt!
Monday, February 23, 2009
PostRejects Tees
A message from Fred Jurgens
(scroll down for this week's PostRejects)
Some of you may remember this very special PostReject, which appeared in my first update back in November.
Since I posted this card, I've received countless e-mails from people thanking me for bringing their dependency into the light. And so I thought, "What better way to tell the world about your dangerous addiction to glitter than a shirt specialty-printed with glitter ink?"
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the PostRejects glitter tee. Wear it proudly, with attitude:
...Or contritely, on the way to your glitter intervention.
(scroll down for this week's PostRejects)
Some of you may remember this very special PostReject, which appeared in my first update back in November.
Since I posted this card, I've received countless e-mails from people thanking me for bringing their dependency into the light. And so I thought, "What better way to tell the world about your dangerous addiction to glitter than a shirt specialty-printed with glitter ink?"
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the PostRejects glitter tee. Wear it proudly, with attitude:
...Or contritely, on the way to your glitter intervention.
Friday, December 26, 2008
Are you hungry for some Guest Rejects?
For some reason, a bunch of the guest submissions that I've been getting have had to do with food. Here are a couple:
By the way, Guest Rejects usually run on Wednesdays, but last week's regular Sunday Rejects update was delayed because of the PostSecret guy being a jerk and violating my rights (scroll down to the next post for an explanation of that). You can get the information on how to submit your own Guest Rejects here. Moving on:
This "baby-peppercorn sauce" card definitely comes from a different person than the one who submitted the ugly baby Guest Reject. This could mean that your babies are safe, or it could mean that your babies are in twice as much danger as before.
In other news, the Official PostRejects Merchandise Shop(pe) is now online! I've included some sample designs, for your viewing/buying pleasure:
By the way, Guest Rejects usually run on Wednesdays, but last week's regular Sunday Rejects update was delayed because of the PostSecret guy being a jerk and violating my rights (scroll down to the next post for an explanation of that). You can get the information on how to submit your own Guest Rejects here. Moving on:
This "baby-peppercorn sauce" card definitely comes from a different person than the one who submitted the ugly baby Guest Reject. This could mean that your babies are safe, or it could mean that your babies are in twice as much danger as before.
In other news, the Official PostRejects Merchandise Shop(pe) is now online! I've included some sample designs, for your viewing/buying pleasure:
FYI: This one is specialty-printed with glitter ink, even though it's sort of hard to tell from the picture.
I also thought of this great motto, which is "PostRejects Tees: Wear your secret on a shirt!" Spiffy, right? Also, the shirts make wonderful belated Christmas gifts! If you've got questions or comments on the merchandise, you can contact me at postrejects@gmail.com.
Alright, I've got to get back to sifting through the PostSecret garbage. The next update goes up in less than 24 hours!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
Posts
